623 definitions by Andy

1. An excuse used by desperate right-wing politicians to undershadow the fact that even a political moderate has been proven to be far better for the economy and most social and environmental issues than any conservative president before or after.
2. A blow job.
3. A media whore.
1. Wow, John Kerry is up in the polls because he's exponentially more intelligent than our piece-of-shit candidate? We need a Lewinsky! Call the swift boat vets!
2. Your mom gave me a nice Lewinsky last night.
3. Paris Hilton is such a Lewinsky...
by Andy November 29, 2004
What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.

Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
Evrything english teachers say is a pile of anal crap.
by Andy April 20, 2004
someone who is a bloody spastic
and cant talk rite and has some sort of problem
spastic, retard
by Andy May 01, 2003
The obsession a black man or woman has with having sex with a dead body.
Did you see Jamarcus tear into that old dead woman? He's such a negrophiliac!!!!
by Andy January 11, 2008
In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".
Tony Blair is a wan cur.
by Andy May 28, 2004
a geek without the money, passion, intelgence, pride, and true knowledge yet still withdrawn, obessive and all the stuff geeks are tring to escape.
Jordan is a total dork, lack I not.
by andy November 18, 2003
Coming from the phrase "I'd smash the granny out of that", the Smash The Granny is abbreviated to STG, meaning any Fit, shaggable girl in the vicinity.
Steve! Steve!
STG dude, behind you!
by Andy June 16, 2004

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