622 definitions by Andy

568
What is known by English teachers as an oxymoron, i.e. a word which is qualified by a second word, an adjective, which is completely redundant (adds nothing new to the meaning of the first word). Crap is by definition anal, unless it comes from the mouth-crapping aliens on the planet XAARFQTYSHAJK!LP.

Nevertheless, saying two swear words is always better than saying one for releasing tension, so "anal crap" is perfectly legitimate, whatever those fucking english teachers say.
Evrything english teachers say is a pile of anal crap.
by Andy April 20, 2004

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a geek without the money, passion, intelgence, pride, and true knowledge yet still withdrawn, obessive and all the stuff geeks are tring to escape.
Jordan is a total dork, lack I not.
by andy November 18, 2003

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The obsession a black man or woman has with having sex with a dead body.
Did you see Jamarcus tear into that old dead woman? He's such a negrophiliac!!!!
by Andy January 11, 2008

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In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".
Tony Blair is a wan cur.
by Andy May 28, 2004

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572
sexual activity between one or more people.
SUMMER IS HERE! let the pleh begin
by andy May 19, 2004

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573
A young or underaged boy when refered to by older/preditory homosexual men. It is derived from the term 'spring chicken,' and also includes the added connotation of the 'finger lickin' good' tag line.
Do you see the KFC that just walked in?
by andy August 30, 2003

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lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz lynnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is a piratesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


her eye is brokennnnnnn
check out liz, the piratess
by andy November 02, 2004

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