626 definitions by Andy

"The unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable" (Oscar Wilde).

Some twats think that this is a "sport". In a sport you have two sides who engage in fair competition. Give the fox a fucking machine gun and a pack of supporters and it would be a "sport".

A crazed mob of rich rural toffs riding on horses while loudly blowing on large phalluses, the purpose of which is for a fox to be violently and painfully ripped to shreds by a pack of dogs after being chased to exhaustion.

In the event that the fox "wins" and goes to earth, the hunters, who are too fucking posh to concede defeat, send a dog down the burrow to kill it.

The "sport" was invented by rich landowners in the Middle Ages as a way to enforce their authority over small peasant proprietors, because it provided a good excuse for showing who's boss by trespassing loudly and intrusively on small farmers' property. A significant number of country dwellers oppose the "sport" because of its intrusiveness and destructiveness towards small farmers.

The Cunt ryside alliance is a campaign set up to defend fox hunting, but it is sold to its rural supporters as a general campaign to defend the countryside. As a result, Cunt ryside alliance demonstrations regularly include around 30% of marchers opposed to fox hunting.
Fuck hunt scum.

Hunts are for cunts!
by Andy April 21, 2004
A swear-word invented for use in the TV series Farscape. Its meaning is unspecified, but it is generally invoked in phrases such as "what in the yotz are you doing?".

The word-structure is presumably meant to be alien, but closely resembles words originating from eastern European Jewish languages/dialects (e.g. putz).
Why the yotz didn't you tell me about the frelling intruders on the bridge?

What the yotz do you think I'm going to do with this?
by Andy April 19, 2004
Top class. Can not be bettered.

Derives from the fact that there is nothing a dog likes to do more than to lick his own bollocks.

Can also be shortened to simply "The Bollocks", but beware, as without the definite article bollocks means pretty much the opposite.
That Tony Blair is the Dog's Bollocks!
by Andy March 15, 2004
This is corporate slang for sacking workers, used to avoid actually admitting that this is what you're doing.

Workers beware! They think they can stop us fighting back by using these kinds of words so we don't figure out what they're up to until it's too late.
The company is committed to a long-term project of downsizing and restructuring in response to changes in the world market.
by Andy April 27, 2004
A variety of mental illness typified by symptoms such as an incapacity to differentiate oneself from others, an obsession with the maintenance of meaningless rituals provided these are also prevalent among others, and a pathological gullibility towards claims made by others with the same condition.

Sufferers often experience acute delusions, such as the belief that the present global system functions effectively.

People suffering from Normality can be extremely dangerous in large numbers, since they often maintain that only their own interests and needs, and not those of other psychological groups, are relevant in determining social policy.

Normality is currently incurable, although some evidence suggests that MMR vaccine offers a potential cure.
Unfortunately, the majority of psychologists and psychiatrists are among those suffering from this disorder.
by Andy April 22, 2004
Taking a TCG or CCG deck that a player has posted on the internet and playing it as if it were your own.
That bastard netdecked my E-Hero deck.
by Andy May 11, 2005
An imatation of Hilary Duff, to annoy Hilary Duff fans.
I love Hilary Fluff. Her movie, "Lower Your Noise" inspired to not sing.
by Andy March 21, 2005

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