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Reference to gay male intercourse. Either mutual oral gratification until completion, mutual jerking off or doing each other in the pooper until you can't stand it any longer and finally blow your load, preferably on each other's faces.
I was so drunk last night that I fucked Eric, oh well, boys will do boys I guess.
by Andy August 04, 2004

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To masturbate
"Where's Joey?"
"He's been baitin' in his room for the last 2 hours."
by Andy February 23, 2004

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Better known as the Elvenking, Thranduil was an elf, presumably Sindarin given his name-form, who ruled a realm in northeastern Mirkwood in the Third Age of Middle-Earth. He appears in several of Tolkien's novels. In The Hobbit, he is portrayed as greedy and possessive, refusing to free Thorin and his companions until they told him of their quest and later riding against them to claim a share of the spoils from Erebor.

However, he fights with the forces of good at the Battle of the Five Armies, and also later, during the War of the Ring. He captures but fails to hold Gollum. He then sends an elf from his household, Legolas, to Rivendell, and Legolas becomes one of the fellowship of the ring. Thranduil is presumably involved in the battles around Dale, and appears in all the battle-strategy games based on Lord of the Rings, but he never appears in person in the book.
His realm is made up mainly of Laiquendi/Nandor/Sylvan Elves. They are powerful in magic and keep themselves well-hidden, coming out only to feast and hunt by night. His halls are also protected by magic, and are basically a maze of underground caverns and dungeons similar to Gondolin and Nargothrond. The realm, sometimes termed the Woodland Realm or the Elvenking's Realm, does not seem to have a specific elven name.
by Andy May 11, 2004

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The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.
Man in a diner: "I'll have some coffee"
by Andy May 06, 2003

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A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.
Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.
by Andy September 02, 2004

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1. Peace. (sources: Orwell and Bush)
"War is peace."
-George Orwell, "1984"

"...when we're talking about war, we're really talking about peace."
-George W. Bush
by Andy November 30, 2004

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by Andy September 14, 2003

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