1 definition by AndrewA60

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When you insert your penis in a woman while flaccid so that you can "grow" inside of her like a Chia Pet.

This takes a lot of skill and patience.
Damn I tried to chia pet Kelly Clarkson last night and it was a lot harder than I thought.
by AndrewA60 January 17, 2012

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