Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.
Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.