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1 definition by Andrew Ritchey

 
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The Egyptian Sandblaster is a sex position involving a sandy vagina or butt. For this position to occur when someone has to have laid on the beach all day or purposly put sand into their vagina/anus. Once penetration has occured the person purposly queefs or farts.
Randall wasn't expecting to get the Egyptian Sandblaster when he did Bobbi on the beach
by Andrew Ritchey October 17, 2007