576 definitions by Andrew

When a situation occurs in which one is so overwhelmed by an event that the the use of "drastic" must be combined with the word dramatic to accuratley decribe the situation.
The expression on Mike's face made while he did the poo-poo dance was so dramastic that I shit my pant's
by Andrew October 29, 2003
A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
by Andrew June 16, 2006
"how are you", "what's up"
Hey man how ya doin?
by Andrew November 28, 2004
Someone who earns only enough at their job to pay basic expenses.

Sometimes refered to as 'working poor'.
"Retirement savings?! I'm a wage slave. I make $5 an hour."
by Andrew July 02, 2004
A television channel focused on entertaining children of many ages that has been CORRUPT WITH POWER ever since the mid 90's. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SHOWS LIKE SALUTE YOUR SHORTS AND HEY DUDE? NOW THEY JUST SHOW UNEDUCATIONAL SHOWS LIKE THE AMANDA SHOW AND TEACH KIDS TO DISRESPECT THEIR PARENTS.
Kid: Hey dad, can i watch nickelodeon?
Parent: Ummm... Nickelodeon, never heard of it... So you can't watch it... (parent puts a parental block on nickelodeon channel0
by Andrew June 16, 2004
The correct spelling for a persons buttocks or behind.

The Americans are stupid and spell it "ass" like a donkey.

This term can also be used to insult.
"My arse is huge!"

"Stop being such an arse."
by andrew March 02, 2005
One of the world's best office linebackers.
We hired an office linebacker after watching terry tate tackle people, yell at people and making a fat man cry in his videos.
by Andrew July 23, 2003

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