A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
A television channel focused on entertaining children of many ages that has been CORRUPT WITH POWER ever since the mid 90's. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO SHOWS LIKE SALUTE YOUR SHORTS AND HEY DUDE? NOW THEY JUST SHOW UNEDUCATIONAL SHOWS LIKE THE AMANDA SHOW AND TEACH KIDS TO DISRESPECT THEIR PARENTS.
Kid: Hey dad, can i watch nickelodeon?
Parent: Ummm... Nickelodeon, never heard of it... So you can't watch it... (parent puts a parental block on nickelodeon channel0