576 definitions by Andrew

A combination of slang terms gay and retarded. Although similar in spelling and sound to said slangs, gaytarded pertains to a ridiculous situation where and when no other single word can emphasize the degree of how gay and retarded the scene really is. Not related to homosexuality or mental illness.

Note: Gaytarded should only be used in the most extreme level of social depravity.
Doug: Come see my band man, we're totally cool!
Andy: Yeah? What's it sound like?
Doug: Well we sound like Tool, but instead of drums I've elected to beatbox!
Andy: Doug- you and everything in your world is fucking gaytarded.
Doug: Yeah we're called "Aesthetic."
Andy: I will end you, gaytard.
by Andrew May 23, 2003
100 million times better than the clarinet. Looks like a saxaphone, but better. A heavy instrument that requires harness or neckstrap. reletive of the clarinet.
boy 1: i play the bass clarinet
boy 2:i play the clarinet
boy 1:your'e gay
by andrew August 10, 2004
a sexy beast. owns everybody else in counter-strike. nobody can handle him in bed, he is just a monster.
Man i wish i was a quang
by Andrew September 09, 2004
In theatre, the side or sides of the set facing the audience that have no physical reality. The audience and actors aknowledge this deliniation as a convention of theatre, unless the director chooses to "break" the fourth wall.
An actor making eye contact with the audience is breaking the fourth wall.
by Andrew January 19, 2005
Hey kids, Suburbia ain't that bad. Be thankful for the roof over your head, you whiny tools, or move to Somalia or something.
Look at those angst-ridden brats go on and on about how they hate their comfortable lives in Suburbia just because some weedy little emo thug on MTV told them to.
by Andrew June 19, 2006
1. Master of time and space.
2. An expert at insanity.
3. Bringer of doom ... and pie. LOTS of pie.
It's like if a witch, clown, samurai and a priest had an orgy.
by Andrew November 25, 2004
Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.
Joe's computer crashes at random intervals all day. It's obviously PICNIC.
by Andrew July 02, 2004

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