A creature with an unnaturally small and crooked phallous. Often found in the over-grown red bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are very protective of their nature. They bond very well with snakes and dutch people. The Burke-Perrin's sense of smell is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortunately however, it cannot establish what a stranger female's sexual preference is. Its mating call sounds like a black man who has gone without chicken for five years.
Dude no.1: Did you see that mammal at Punk last night, it looked like the love child of Dylan Moran and that bloke from Amelie
Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin