A small, shaved homosexual ape who migrates to Canada once a year. While it is there, it goes on the prowl for women, men and possibly bears to 'play' with, but instead gets rejected each time.
Trent,"I went skiing in Canada, and I got attacked by a wild Levi!"
Nick, "did it bite you?
Trent,"No, it wanted Jim Beam and to get a care package, but I leviid it and it left"