'The pep rally is a place for pseudo-prostitutes to provoke men into a sexual frenzy which, when thwarted, results in pointless athletic competition.'
- Sunnydale High Newspaper, BtVS (Season 3: 'Earshot')
(at the Pep Rally)
Edgar: Whoa! That cheerleader is totally booty shaking!
Bob: She's totally working me into a sexual frenzy!
Edgar: My sexual advances were thwarted.
Bob: Mine as well.
Edgar: Want to play some ball?
Bob: Fo' sho'.