To be in a confused state of being. Not focussed. A frame of mind induced by excessive intoxication by drink or drugs.
What was I just talking about? Uh? Sorry maaaaaaan, I'm feeling a little pickled.
A condition that induces a severe lack of activity. Poor self motivation.
Made famous by the Madchester group Happy Mondays, on their "Bummed" EP.
It's 3pm and Charlie is still in bed, he's got lazyitis!
You haven't done the washing up properly, there's still gravy on this crockery! Why can't you do the washing up properly- have you got lazyitis again?
the substance discharged after vigorous anal sex
"pass me a towel, or a sock, or ANYTHING! I've got quimley soup running down my leg"
noun. "Chill out" zone in a dance club. Instantly recognisable as it commonly features humans in a vegetable- like state surrounded by clouds of smoke.
A: Where is Charlie?
B: Charle had too much to drink, you'll probably find him in the cabbage patch as he's not feeling too good.