National sorority guaranteed to have the hottest girls at all the local universities you've never heard of (plus a couple big name schools, i.e, Berkeley, UPenn, Florida, etc.). Powerhouse of Playboy pinups and low-budget porns. The sorority that dropped your fat ass during rush.
Sigma Kappas do not drink. They may smoke, they may chew, they may go to bed with you, but Sigma Kappas do not drink.