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2 definitions by Amroc

Green skittles make one horney. Pop one in your mouth and smile.
"the green ones make me horney!"
by Amroc May 17, 2005
Douche: object for cleaning a womans vagina.

Canoe: Small boat.

Douche Canoe: Small boat full of douches. OR! A person who should be insulted in a vulgar, yet confusing way.
Person 1: Dude, you ate my last Twinkie! You douche canoe!

Person 2: Huh? What did you just call me...?
by Amroc January 13, 2008