11 definitions by AmbroseKalifornia

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Children. Single folks, you know what I'm talking about.
No, no, you're really sweet, but I didn't know you had six kids. That's a total dealbreaker. Sorry.
by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008
Bereft of his ability to fly and with nowhere to go, a courageous bat climbed aboard our Discovery with stars in his weak little eyes. The launch commenced, and Spacebat trembled as his frail mammalian body was gently pushed skyward. For the last time, he felt the primal joy of flight; for the first, the indescribable feeling of ascending toward his dream—a place far away from piercing screeches and crowded caves, stretching forever into fathomless blackness.

Whether he was consumed in the exhaust flames or frozen solid in the stratosphere is of no concern. We know that Spacebat died, but his dream will live on in all of us.
"On a cool spring eve March 15th, 2009 a bat, crippled and wistful, clung to the Space Shuttle Discovery as it was thrust toward the great beyond. Goodbye and godspeed, my magnificent Spacebat."

-gizmodo.com
by AmbroseKalifornia March 19, 2009
A short length of heavy chain used in a street fight. UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson wears one around his neck for luck.
"If I have to take off my rumble chain you WILL get beat down."
by AmbroseKalifornia March 18, 2008
A short length of heavy chain used in street fight. UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson wears one around his neck for luck.
"If I have to take off my rumble chain, you WILL get beat down."
by AmbroseKalifornia March 15, 2008
A rich white person riding in the backseat of the car, or more commonly, any bossy white person.
"Yessum Miss Daisy, I drive you to the sto'."

Under breath: "Backseat cracker."
by AmbroseKalifornia March 14, 2008
A short length of heavy chain used in a street fight. UFC fighter Quinton "Rampage" Jackson wears one around his neck for luck.
"If I have to take off my rumble chain, you WILL get beat down."
by AmbroseKalifornia March 16, 2008
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