One who is hypocritical about farts.
If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.
Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.
Therefore the person is a fartacrite.
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