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1 definition by Ambertojoe27

 
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A person who is a poser, heterosexual, and an all around ass kisser and people pleaser.

Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about when they really don't.

Someone who gets called gay all the time, when really they're straight.
That girl talking about all the songs she claims to know is so straight gay.

That guy wearing a tight abercrombie shirt and timberland boots is so straight gay.
by Ambertojoe27 January 12, 2011