I really pitty chileans, they are in a paralel reality where all the world envys them, they think that they came from royalty because Margareth Tatcher thanked them when they sold their angentinian brothers to the english for some guns.
They consider themselves a warrior raze, but when they sent a shitload of soldiers to Peru, they shit their pants when peruvian militia came to fight them, so I think that peruvians are giants with eight arms and spit fire and acid to their enemies, because there is no other explanation for a defeat of this "warrior" raze.
Always watching their neighbors, they fear that the south american countries get powerfull, because with a war, they would dissapear from the map.
They don´t have creativity, so they always copy the peruvian dishes, economical campaings, names invents, etc. that is the result of having no national food, or dances.
But the worst fucking thing about chileans is that they hate their original ancestors, they called europeans to go chile and to make all people in chile white, but the result is shit.
in short words they don´t have honor, respect, creativity and the other caracteristics that make us humans.
South Chilean: Hi man, can you tell me the hour?
North Chilean( the fucked ones): Shot tha fok op jou shit I dom´t tolc to scum lyke jou.
Peruvian and Argentinian: What is going on in here?
South chilean: This piece of shit things that is superior.
The Peruvian, Argentian and south Chilean kill the little prostitute and restore the order in south america.
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