(n) A person that has become such a douche
, that they are in fact a device for carrying around douches, encompassing a collection of varying douche
. Someone who has so many douche-like
qualities that they are beyond the idea of a single douche
, but rather they are many douches, capable of becoming more douchey at any time.
Whenever I want to haul around some douche, I can come to you, you douche bucket.
He is not just a douche, he has become a douche bucket.