1 definition by Alyssatard

When you tap the head of your sleeping partner with your erect penis and in an authoritative manner, make a meaningful proclamation.
{thump thump thump}
BITCH! This dick isn't gonna suck itself! This is the Wooden Gavel!
by Alyssatard February 05, 2010

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