1 definition by Always_Right

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the distance between your sack and asshole is a taint. not a chode.

To prove: ask yourself "What's slang for a short stumpy dick?" Chances are, you don't have a word. Mainly because you switched the definition of chode and taint.
Guy 1: What's up bro? What's the distance between your balls and asshole?

Guy 2: I don't know, but it isnotachode.
by Always_Right March 09, 2010

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