6 definitions by Alveron

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A combination of keys that can be pressed to close a program quickly. The most well known boss key is Alt+F4, this combination can close down almost all applications with some minor exceptions such as some full-screen video games. Although Alt+F4 is the standard boss key, some other applications have other combinations as well. Most internet browsers have another combination of boss key, Ctrl+W.

When a worker is on a program that he shouldn't be on. If the boss was to simply come into the worker's office or if the worker noticed that the boss was looming nearby, the worker could simply Alt+F4 and the application would be immediately closed. If the boss was to look at the worker's computer, all would be well. Hence why it's called the boss key.

The boss key also has other benefits. If you accidentally clicked on a link to last measure (or other shock site) to close the browser window down you could press one of the two boss keys and the browser would close.

Another boss key in Mozilla Firefox is Ctrl+Shift+W however this is a bad combination to use as a boss key for two reasons. One, if you have two or more tabs open (one containing work stuff and the rest containing the bad stuff) then Firefox puts up a dialogue box asking whether you want to save your tabs for when you next run Firefox if you have multiple tabs open so you will have to click on one of the buttons. One second can make a difference between getting away with it and getting fired!
Worker 1: Dude, check out this hot naked chick!

Worker 2: Sweet! Hey Jimmy!

*Two minutes later*

Worker 3: Guys! The boss is in the office next door!

Worker 2: Shit! Press the boss key!

*Worker 1 presses Ctrl+W*

Worker 2: That was close.

*Boss comes in and leaves. A few minutes later...*

Worker 1: Woah, hey Lee, take a look at this!

Worker 2: Wow, I don't know they had games on here! Jimmy, keep an eye out for the boss would you.

Worker 3: Will do!

*Five minutes later*

Worker 3: The boss is coming!

Worker 2: Boss key, boss key!

*Worker 1 presses Alt+F4*

Worker 2: That was close.
by Alveron January 03, 2011
The five original shock sites. These shock sites are first shock sites ever to be on the internet. The power five consists of tubgirl, goatse, hai2u, lemonparty and meatspin.

There are also many other shock sites as well inspired by these such as last measure and lolfish.
Failtroll: Hey, go onto goatse.bz.

Victim: Dude, that's an old site. All of the power five are old news now. Many people already know what they are and what web addresses link to them.

Failtroll: Aww shit.
by Alveron January 13, 2011
Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.
Tim gets a lot of failtrolls on his Facebook page, he does a lot of fail blocking.
by Alveron April 14, 2011
Someone who blocks people after one or two hate comments and sometimes even for no reason at all. The term is most commonly used on YouTube however it is also used on other sites that allow people to block other people or put them on their ignore list.

If a person blocks someone after repeated hate comments (say about, 20 hate comments) then they are NOT considered a blockfag.
Person 1: Hey buddy, go fuck yourself.
Person 2: Fuck you.
(Argument ensues for a lot of comments)
Person 1: Fuck you.
(Person 2 blocks person 1)

Person 1: Hey buddy, go fuck yourself. (To Person 2)
(Person 2 blocks person 1)
by Alveron October 27, 2010
When something is so gay, calling it super gay just isn't enough.
Person 1: Wow, that movie was super gay.

Person 2: Super gay? That was hyper gay there pal!
by Alveron December 09, 2010
Fuck you bitch you're dumped.

Used when dumping your girlfriend.
Dude, my girlfriend wasn't very good in bed so I told her FYBYD.
by Alveron May 04, 2010
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