1 definition by Alphabet's Turd

Top Definition
A long turd that shoots down the toilet and into the hole, like a rocket
Sharpie: Anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Alphabet: Yeah I dropped a rocket turd while taking a dump

Sharpie: Why in the hell would I want to know that?
by Alphabet's Turd June 25, 2011

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