7 definitions by Alpha Aquarius

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A division of an intelligence agency or entity who's primary purpose is to create the illusion of, or appearance of, a real threat for the purpose of consumption by the general population, while conducting clandestine operations which are often in opposition to the benefit, needs, or desires of the general population. Also Al CIA-duh!
Al Qaeda attacked the United States on 9/11? Give me a break! The U.S. military was conducting wargames on that morning, there were eyewitnesses who testified regarding bombs in the WTC towers, there were advanced intelligence warnings by multiple nations regarding the attacks, and every other time an aircraft has gone off course, military fighters have been sitting off of the airplane's wing in a matter of minutes. With that military budget, they were unable to defend against alleged attacks by goat herders in Afghan caves and camel jockies from the desert? Good thing it wasn't a major power who attacked us (with sarcasm)! Al Qaeda my ass. More like Al CIA-duh!
by Alpha Aquarius October 07, 2008

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The sound of the bell or horn in a stock market exchange which signifies the beginning and ending of the trading day.
Trader: "Could you step on it? I'm running late and the Jew Bells sound in only fifteen minutes!"
by Alpha Aquarius October 06, 2008

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A person who has hatred for those who rip other people off. Similar to a player hater.
Person One: "Hey, do you want to go sell this bag of oregano and say that it is marijuana?"

Person Two: "Yeah. Good idea. I'm flat broke. Should we take Stan with us?"

Person One: "No way. He's a total Jew Hater. He'd rat us out."
by Alpha Aquarius October 06, 2008

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A natural condition or social engineering of an individual's mentality and intellect which does not permit said individual to question why scientists are able to create an artificial black hole in a Large Hadron Collider, yet the automobile manufacturers are unable to market all 2009 models of automobiles with a CAFE standard of 100+ miles per gallon.
Person 1: "Have you seen the 2009 models from Detroit and Tokyo, yet? There are some sick looking rides and they've increased the fuel efficiency."

Person 2: "Yeah. They've barely increased the efficiency."

Person 1: "Every little bit helps and you can't expect them to be able to make great leaps and bounds in technology overnight. These things take time to engineer and develop."

Person 2: "They had prototypes that got over 100 miles per gallon in the year 1950. Wake up, dude. You have Black Hole Syndrome."
by Alpha Aquarius October 07, 2008

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A room or building for motion-picture, television, or radio productions.
Person One: Is this the set for Grey's Anatomy?

Person Two: No. You want Jewdio C.


by Alpha Aquarius October 08, 2008

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An innate or learned ability to detect and prevent an unfortunate situation, generally of a financial nature and in a dealing with a Jew, where one would be subjected to a bad deal, agreement, theft, or other form of loss.
Can you believe that kike was trying to pass that Rollex clone off as the real thing? He was even asking $1,000 for it. It is a good thing that my jewdar was working.
by Alpha Aquarius October 06, 2008

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Suicidal behavior exhibited by a Jewish person, generally due to the loss or prohibition of any form of monetary gain.
When I learned that the finance contract was offered to that goyim, I certainly felt jewicidal. If it happens again, I may commit jewicide.
by Alpha Aquarius October 06, 2008

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