2 definitions by Alotta

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this is what happens when one forgets to put the coffeepot on the burner after turning on the coffee maker. Resulting in water overflowing from the filter all over the counter. After which one runs into the kitchen and puts the coffeepot on the burner to try and save some of the coffee. Only to find half of the coffee grounds now in the coffeepot. At this point swearing is authorized!
This morning i had a coffeetastrophe
by alotta March 02, 2014

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Someone who tries to make their penis larger.
He is such a wanker! He tries does a jelq to himself to make his penis bigger....isn't that gross?
by Alotta August 05, 2005

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