1) Something that makes your head hurt
2) An insult
3) Someone who switches from prep to 'punk' in less than a year
4) Something that raises the suicide rate among intelligent people
1) That Avril was singing so horribly that I had to pop an Advil!
2) Shut up, you Avril!
3) Avril used to be a country girl, but I think she was paid off.
4) The leading cause of illiteracy and suicide will soon be Avril.