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12 definitions by Almighty Banyan

 
1.
More than a mere cocksman, an Iron Cocksman wields his cock like no other, using it as both a wand of ultimate pleasure and a rod of absolute destruction.
The hot jupe was sprawled on the floor, exhausted and depleted, the latest victim of the Iron Cocksman. She would never be the same again.
by Almighty Banyan August 03, 2005
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2.
Noun: A title granted to one who is worthy of such a title. Aspects of worthiness include (but are not limited to) Intelligence, Bravery, Might, and Honor.
"God Damn! John just uprooted a tree with his bare hands!"
"He is Banyan!"
by Almighty Banyan April 04, 2003
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3.
A term originally used to describe a specific porn star. Most people have a cock, then balls, then an asshole. Dick Balls Dick represents one who seems to somehow have more cock between his balls and his asshole. Best described as cock, then balls, then some more cock, then asshole.
Oh boy, another porn starring Dick Balls Dick (also known as the Sharpei Scrot)
by Almighty Banyan August 03, 2005
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4.
One whose scrotum seems to have an overwhelming number of folds.
I can tell by the telltale Sharpei Scrot which porn star that is!
by Almighty Banyan August 03, 2005
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5.
...so you're banging some chick on the floor, and you notice your buddy is creeping toward you naked, ready to join in the action. He is the Slitherer!
I'm wapping some jupe on the floor when suddenly The Slitherer oozes over the couch with ham in hand, ready for action.
by Almighty Banyan August 03, 2005
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6.
One who does not believe in the Banyan way; generally considered a fool.
We happened across a bunch of infidels while wandering the North Woods. We slew them and ransacked their campsite.
by Almighty Banyan April 10, 2003
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7.
The frightening mask worn by Him, the Him Mask is a white face dominated by a huge black-outlined smile, no nose, and evil eyebrows. A large mass of black hair also seems to be part of this mask.
I wore my Him Mask last year for Halloween... I scared the SHIT out of hundreds of children.
by Almighty Banyan April 04, 2003
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