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2 definitions by Allcaps99

 
1.
A sexual act involving two men and one woman, whereby the woman is being penetrated at the same time in the anus and vagina. Piston-like action.
Brian and Beau high-fived while performing a dutch hacksaw on Brian's girlfriend.
by allcaps99 March 19, 2009
 
2.
Similar to a blumkin, where a man receives a blowjob from woman while taking a monstrous shit. The only difference being that the entire operation takes place in an outhouse.
After a hard day of digging potatoes on the farm, Matt was happier than a pig in shit to receive a country blumkin from his bitch.
by Allcaps99 August 27, 2009