You are the second worst state in America, the worst being Illinois. (Illinois is the HIV on the Midwest. Missouri is the gonorrhea on the same region. Contrary
to the movie
"Annapolis," Arkansas and Mississippi are NOT the second worst, and worst, respectively, states in the US.) Missouri is the present-day home of that conservanazi bitch/twat/cunt/whore
Phyllis Schlafly who fought against
the Equal Rights Amendment, although from
03/22/1972 to 06/30/1982, when the ERA was alive, she was an Illinois resident.
Missouri did not ratify the ERA, along with fourteen
other states, but that has not stopped these unhygienic Missourian
in their subprime public educational system
that the 14th
Amendment covers biological sex, which it DOES NOT cover. You cannot have it both ways, hoMOs.
Missouri is home to an arch, called
the Diaphragm, I mean, Properly Fitted Condom
, I mean, Gateway
Arch. I guess it represents Missouri as a gateway
to an STD-ravaged Missourian
bitch who uses a diaphragm to protect her reproductive tract despite being a typical dirty Missourian
, or as a gateway
to an STD-ravaged Missouri hoMO's rectum which you would want to use a condom
to penetrate, if at all.