1 definition by Alistair Mc.Millan

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.
"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)
by Alistair Mc.Millan March 7, 2004
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