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1 definition by Alice+Imogen

 
1.
A frigid jerk who goes on about the size of his dick, when really, he is just trying to cover up the fact he doesn't have one. Stands behind couples trying to kiss making inappropriate sexual comments.
Alice: Oh My God, i hate that dickless jerk. Can't he just piss off?!

Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.
by Alice+Imogen September 15, 2008