13 definitions by Aliases

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A controlled opposition is a protest movement that is actually being led by government agents. Nearly all governments in history have employed this technique to trick and subdue their adversaries. Notably Vladimir Lenin who said ''"The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves."
Count Mirabeau was part of the controlled opposition, because although everyone thought he was supporting the revolution, in reality he supported the monarchy and was a personal friend of the king. He was a government agent.
by Aliases January 26, 2013
A milf who is not really a mother, just a stepmother, so there are no possible blood problems.
A guy had sex with his stepmilf and his stepsis.
by Aliases January 20, 2010
A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.
Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.
by Aliases February 02, 2013
Whenever apocalyptic doom is on the horizon, humans are more likely to have sex because it relieves the tension, nervousness and fear. This is called panic sex.
John had panic sex with his girlfriend every single time there was the possibility of nuclear war between two nations, especially when Russia was involved. The panic sex made him forget about all his worries.
by Aliases March 01, 2014
The conjugal duty is a religious duty within marriage to have sex on a regular basis. Rather than a chore, sex within marriage therefore becomes a religious obligation that very much pleases God. The concept is biblical and is promoted by many Christian churches.
The priest asked the wife whether she had performed her conjugal duty.
by Aliases September 15, 2012
A blackaholic is a white woman who only dates black men, and who always refuses to go out with white guys. She prefers black men because they are taller, more musical, more charming and also because they have bigger penises.

Blackaholics are not necessarily sluts, although sometimes they are mistakenly believed to be sluts.
Rosa is a blackaholic. Being herself white, she refused to go out with Michael because he is white. She told Michael that she only dates black men.
by Aliases February 02, 2013
A girlfriend that acts like she's your mom.
Joe thought he was getting a girlfriend, but instead he got a momfriend.
by Aliases August 15, 2011

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