A rare species of monkey-suit wearing WASP with a quickly retreating hairline. Currently displaced from his native habitat of Washington, D.C.for the mating season in Burlington, VT. Thursday? he's a bum. Walks everywhere but on occassion can be found on 2 wheels trying to rid himself of a budding "Buddah". Has bad luck with favorite baseball teams. Also goes by the name poodles.
"Who's the old guy with that hot curly-haired chic who just walked into the bar?"
" Oh, that's Chesley."