4 definitions by Alfonso of Fyshwick

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Australian slang for assehole
get off your fat coit and get me a beer. I can't I'm too pissed.
by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 09, 2005
An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")
Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.
by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 01, 2006
An obsequious grovelling toerag who has their brown nose up the "coit" (arsehole") of a person in authority. Derived from the fact that dogs always sniff coits.
I was put on detention because that filthy little coitdog dobbed me in.
by Alfonso of Fyshwick March 29, 2006
A term coined by well known Australian social commentors Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson for the "glans penis".
Warney's skillful use of the bedflute has made him a legend in the horizontal folkdancing community.
by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 11, 2005

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