a fantastic game to play when drunk in a road/town you dont live in; the game starts by ringing the doorbell, then as quickly as possible take a 'slash' or 'piss' on the doorstep. if you can finish before someone answers the door, you win! if not, good luck explaining what you were doing.
i was playing a game of slash and dash last nite,
yh what happened?
lets just say i aint welcome round me nans house anymore