14 definitions by Alex and Rob

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The art of masturbating till near climax. Whereabouts you shout: "Hey mum come here a minute!". You then have the time it take till you mum arrives to finish jacking off and get cleaned up.
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

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An excellent night of partying
Person 1: What did you do on friday night?
Person 2: We had an awesome hootenanny in town.
by Alex and Rob March 03, 2003

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Person with big ears
(Scottish Accent) See er she's got bappet lugs!
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

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A greeting by people from Devon and Cornwall.
(Cornish Accent) Ello my hanscome!
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

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A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.
"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."
by Alex and Rob March 20, 2006

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A particularly bad and dangerous football tackle
Did you see tha game last night? Dion Dublin munched Robie Saveage real good!
by Alex and Rob March 03, 2003

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The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.
(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!
by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

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