3 definitions by Alex Wilson

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The state of one's anus when smeared poo bits create a burning or itching sensation in and around the rim of the asshole. The best cure for poop butt is a thorough soapy washing. Poop butt is easily avoided if one wipes with enough vigor and strength to remove all the lingering poo.
Person 1: Oh god, I have poop butt!
Person 2: Wipe it!
Person 1: It's too late! I'm just gunna go take a shower.
Person 2: Showering is indeed the best cure for poop butt!
by Alex Wilson July 10, 2008

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An omgasm is when someone goes OMGOGMOGMOMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGM on the Internet. Commonly used by retarded 8th graders who think they know how to use the Internet, but really just found a keyboard on the ground and started hitting it.
OGMOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOMG SHUT UP LOL
by Alex Wilson July 27, 2005

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To masturbate and then fall asleep
Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.
by Alex Wilson December 24, 2007

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