Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"
I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.
Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.
I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.
Short for North American Man Gun Love Association. A joke name for the National Rifle Association, or NRA.
Hey, who's in charge of NAMGLA now that Chuck Heston's dead?
The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.
While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.
When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.
How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?
Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.
When a radio DJ plays a longer song than usual, it's often because he has to take a shit, and wants to ensure the song doesn't end while he's still in the John.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" is a very popular shit-take song with DJs.
Politically-correct term for evil.
"Please, we don't use the word 'avarice' around here. We prefer 'objectivism'."