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2 definitions by Alex Sklar's twin

 
1.
A large penis. Usually belongs to an overdeveloped male of short stature. The uses for a shear include: "shearing", destruction, and scaring of 8th grade girls at Trevor's house.
Dude, did you see that Shear? It was insane!
by Alex Sklar's Twin May 25, 2004
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2.
A crazy ass motherfucker who likes to smoke weed and play lacrosse while pimping hoes. As my twin said, he is a god-like figure.
Man, I want to be a Rossin like that guy.
by Alex Sklar's twin May 26, 2004
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