2 definitions by Alex Simms

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Much like a bodaggot (being a clump of dried feces entangled with anus hair) a spligdaggot is a clump or dried semen entangled with frontal pubic hair.
Dude is that a spligdaggot? Don't you shower?

I don't know what happened. I just woke up and I was covered in spligdaggots!
by Alex Simms March 06, 2008

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A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.

*as defined on SNL
I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.
by Alex Simms February 28, 2011

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