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3 definitions by Alex J. Burton

 
1.
A one-person speech. Often used to express such emotions as love or sorrow. I use them to explain how much I am in love with this girl. They are popular in plays throughout history. One very famous monologue is Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.
I just wrote her a new monologue. Too bad she likes a jerkface. This one is about how I couldn't live without her...it's not as cliche as it sounds.
by Alex J. Burton November 19, 2009
 
2.
When a girl loves you as a friend and doesn't think of you in any sort of romantic way, she may give you a cheek kiss. Often times it happens becuase she feels sorry for you. But sometimes, its just to show she cares.
We were standing there...almost alone. Then, she looked at me, and BAM! She gave me a cheek kiss for no appearent reason. I was overjoyed afterward.
by Alex J. Burton November 19, 2009
 
3.
A term used to describe not having a valentine on Valentine's Day. Often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. Many people are subject to Valentines-less-ness because they are the "Just friends" kind of person.
Jack: You got a Valentine, too??
Patrick: yep..
Jack: Shit, I'm depressed..
Patrick: Dude, your valentines-less-ness is bumming me out.
by Alex J. Burton February 14, 2010