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2 definitions by Alex French

 
1.
The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.
Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.
by Alex French November 13, 2003
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2.
üb
A contraction of über-Christian; refers to people whose religious beliefs exceed the theoretical boundary of a normal person. Often found condemning heathens or reciting the Bible.
Dude, that chick is smokin' hot! Too bad she's an üb.
by Alex French November 17, 2003
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