When one spends an entire day sitting on the couch doing nothing.
Guy 1: Did you end up going to the gym yesterday?
Guy 2: No, I decided to take ass all day. I didn't even get dressed.
When one does his/her business on a toilet, often taking quite long.
Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!
Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.
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