12 definitions by Albert Woods

1: Some women's irritating habit of regulary shouting out: 'Wolf! Wolf!'

2: A wolf that has just missed out on its lunch of Red Riding Hood and has tears in its eyes.
Man: 'Stop crying Wolf! Wolf!'

Woman: 'I'm not, you tosser. It's Fido going Woof! Woof!'

Man: 'I hate false alarms. Get him some eloquotion lessons.'
by Albert Woods September 08, 2007
The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.
Seller: 'Beaky Shoe! Beaky Shoe, plizz!'

Joe Public: 'Piss off!'
by Albert Woods October 12, 2007
Another example of the Americans mangling the English language. Should be:- Diarrhoea.

As stated above, liquid shits.

'Sorry Lord Puttnam, I can't make it to the Oscars. I've got diarreah.'

'No you haven't, my dear. You've got diarrhoea.'

'Oh... that's ok then. I'll be there at 7.'
by Albert Woods September 11, 2007
An unbroken string of musical-sounding farts, reminiscent of James Last records.

Also see Smelody.
'God Cynthia. What on earth did you eat last night? You've been bum-humming that Gershwin smedley for at least five minutes. I can't breathe.'
by Albert Woods September 13, 2007
An ominously large and growing accumulation of Hot Air.
'Please keep talking your Global Warming bollocks. Your breath is saving me a fortune on my heating bills.'
by Albert Woods September 13, 2007

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