The gayest of all gay sex acts, named for its inventor.
To be accomplished, the bottom
must have a rectal yeast infection
at the time and the top
cannot have washed his cock in at least a month.
The top buttfucks
the bottom bareback
while having to take a huge piss
. After the top cums
, he leaves his dick
in the bottom
and empties his bladder into the bottom
Immediately after the top pulls out
, he plugs the bottom
's distended balloon knot
with three ungreased pool balls in the order 6, 1, 7 to signify the letters "F A G".
The mixture of cum
, head cheese
, duck butter
and ass yeast
are then left to ferment
for three weeks minimum.
After fermentation, the pool balls are shat
out and sucked clean and the fermented liquid is allowed to breathe in a dirty bedpan
for an hour, then strained through a stiff, crusty unwashed jizz rag
and served in champagne flutes, garnished with dingleberries
and layered with fresh santorum
to all their friends at the annual meeting at their clubhouse.