13 definitions by Alarick

(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
A butter-pretzel with freshly ground coffee for breakfast -delicious!
by Alarick October 1, 2006
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on the male line of the family (from spear + side);
the spear was the traditional and typical male instrument in hunter-gatherer societies.
distaffside
no dear, that was inherited from your great-aunt spearside
by Alarick September 2, 2006
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(noun) arousal-interruption. Mega-Gladness starts going to your prick, then something/someone dampens progress
In the middle of "Marquis de Sade" Sadie flicked over onto the State of the Nation speech. Sandy found that a total bonerbarrier.
by Alarick September 13, 2006
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(noun) Out in the cold your balls go hard and contract against the knobshaft, lifting the knob horizontal
Judging by the knobjack in Paul's swimming trunks, he'd been in the water some time.
by Alarick September 12, 2006
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A bun made from pretzel-dough pretzel but formed not into a sausage, but a ball, dipped as with the pretzel into soda, and slit across the top to promote opening whilst baking. This gives the baked product a female aspect suggestive of fertility easter
Early that Easter morning, John had been down to the bakers to buy eastercobs for breakfast with his girlfriend.
by Alarick October 1, 2006
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(verb) to cock something up, to make a bad job of it, to complete a task incompetently.
The plumber bungled the cistern repair. Now it's raining through the ceiling.
by Alarick September 6, 2006
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