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10 definitions by Alan1

 
1.
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 November 05, 2006
 
2.
Someone that gets pwned so hard at poker and embarasses himself by going all in on a foolish crappy hand. Only to be pwned by a puncezor.
Player1: "Oooooohohohohoho I just pwned that zussai with an Ace high!!"
Other players: "ROFLMAO!! That zussai just got pwned to the max!"
by Alan1 October 25, 2006
 
3.
An evil kind of person, so evil and oppressive that they obtain the status of ming the merciless.
Brenton kicks everyone from TS in a random cracking of his brain.
Alan: "OMG Brenton! You truely are Ming the Merciless!"
by Alan1 October 26, 2006
 
4.
Got some friends getting into a Sloppy munt special? Well you just give 'em a little bit of the old... Chunky chow down! Grab an old man off the street and feed him a heap of stool hardeners along with a banquet of deep fried meats and an array of curries. Now when he is about to explode sneak into the lavatory between his legs and catch the mother load in the mouth. Be sure to bite down into it as you might choke if it goes straight down. Now you want to munch through that, tearing at it, because there will be pockets of diarrhoea juice that when they burst, will fill your mouth with flavour. This is what you're after. Now while the juice is just hitting your tongue, continue to jerk the man (im assuming you were already) and douse yourself with his luke warm mayonnaise. Brilliant. Now what to do with the left overs? Scrape them up with your tongue and pop them into a little tupperware container. They'll keep for a good week in the fridge.
Mike: Got any food in the fridge Jason?Jason: I dunno man, havent been shopping in weeks.Mike: What's that? (points to a tupperware container swimming with chunky chow down deposits in a brownish gravy)Jason: They're my left overs (winks at the camera)
by Alan1 March 04, 2009
 
5.
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 October 29, 2006
 
6.
To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
by Alan1 October 29, 2006
 
7.
That disgusting cola drink that hobo's buy. It looks cheap and is, and rightly so. Because it tastes like shit.
Me: Whatcha doin?
Brenton: Drinking.
Me: Drinking what?
Brenton: Got this awesome drink called LA ICE Cola, its like 20c for 2L so I can just swig from this bottle all day. Although it has a very harsh taste, kind of faeces like, but worse. 20c though, cant really go wrong.
Me: Oh brenton....
by Alan1 May 09, 2007