137 definitions by Alan

spum

unwanted cum, in a similar vein as unwanted email is defined as spam, unwanted cum is defined as spum.

before i could move he spum on my face.

by Alan April 5, 2004

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by Alan January 22, 2004

Rimjob

When somebody sticks there legs over the back of there head and somebody licks there arsehole

by Alan August 2, 2003

Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.

Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.

by Alan May 9, 2004

ghee

Clarified butter, used most commonly in Indian food, sold in some Asian food markets, health food stores.

Me and miachel boutght this jar of ghee at Whole Foods.

by Alan May 19, 2004

Borange

A particularly bland breakfast cereal.

This cereal is borange. It has to much tasteless and dry bit in it.

A borange muselli

by Alan January 13, 2005

borange

As far as I can tell its a word that was made up so there was a rhyming word with orange. To tell you the truth I think the spelling should be a little more than orange with a b on the front.. maybe BHorange or BoHrange or something? ie have a silent letter just to make it seem all the more kewl/wanky :)

There once was a man who was not down or blue.
He didn't like to swear, use shit or poo.
His favourite food was duck ala orange.
When he swore he would just say Bhorange.

by Alan January 7, 2005