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4 definitions by Alan Chan

 
1.
When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eye bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
by Alan Chan August 10, 2006
 
2.
When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.

When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.

While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.

by Alan Chan August 17, 2006
 
3.
Almost the same as Golden Shower, except the wastes are solid.
Feeling de-sensitized from the novelty of golden showers, Tom paid the hooker extra $20 to grant him a couple of pieces of Golden Nuggets.
by Alan Chan August 10, 2006
 
4.
When wiping one's ass, especially after diarrhea, the soil is so wet that the fingers protrude right through the layers of toilet tissues.
Oh my, this is one shiny brass ring I wouldn't mind taken off my finger. Should I shake it off or use my clean hand to peel it off?
by Alan Chan August 17, 2006