156 definitions by Al

to the tune of

1. Set to the musical composition of.

2. Used to mean "approximately", or "in the general range of", but usually only when talking about large sums of money.

1. When I heard Weird Al Yankovich's lyrics to the tune of "Beat It", I decided that maybe MTV really was a worthless tool of Satan.

2. Right: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $5,000 for a new one.

Wrong: So then I had to pay something to the tune of $0.05 for a new one.

Notice that the order of magnitude of the cash amount affects the usage of the phrase.

by Al December 2, 2003

triangle baseball

n., a sexual path where third base is skipped and a party partakes in intercourse before giving oral sex; derrived from the fact that giving head can be unappealing to some newly sexually active people and that they would rather go straight home

"i don't want to suck dick. i'd rather just play triangle baseball."

by Al November 10, 2004

Spam Javelin

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

by Al October 13, 2003

huss

A favor, break, etc.
Used by Marines during the Viet Nam war.

The words "do", "did", "does", etc. are never used with the word "huss". Only "Cut" is acceptable.

"C'mon Sarge, cut me a huss."

"The L.T. cut me a major huss when he let me get some R&R."

by Al March 17, 2005

stoner

A person who smoke a lot of marijuana. they are usually peaceful and have good views about life and society. The people who denounce them are usually hypocrytes who drink alcohol heavily but are opposed to weed because it gives them a low-life image.

Oh my god!! What a fuckin stoner bro!!

by Al February 22, 2005

butt nut

A large-sized dingleberry, which clings to the hair or wool around the anus.

When she examined her anus in the shower, her fingers encountered a butt nut the size of a soy bean.

by Al January 25, 2003

ratzy

A place (rave) help every Monday nights mainly used by male homosexuals where they meet and give each other sexual pleasure.

Are you going to ratzy tonight?

by Al March 4, 2003